HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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