did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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