if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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