What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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