that's an acceptable place to lick
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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