you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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