Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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