What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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