He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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