Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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