she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
When are your genitals available?
Randomize
