it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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