if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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