HIV tests are more positive than that guy
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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