too bad you live with your parents still
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
