your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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