yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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