me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
What a dumb baby whore.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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