I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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