i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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