All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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