She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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