Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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