Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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