At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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