Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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