the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize
