I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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