She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Two words: nipple clamps
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