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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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