maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
That accounts for only three of the penises
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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