it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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