Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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