if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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