Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
they need to just BURY HIM!
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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