his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We don't watch enough power rangers
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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