From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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