I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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