Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
tell your sister to shave her snatch
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
When did angry sex become our thing?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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