So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
