so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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