I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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