weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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