Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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