can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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