Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
It's blow job season.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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