I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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