they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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