Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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