You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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