do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
